Nov 30, 2025
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He made Prityly Systerete Spilyges Dapishoke, and we're not sure about you, but those shells were very hungry -
Jarlen was injured in a big chest, learning from the eagle-bears after Friday
Sports legend Phamly was created.We don't know about you, but all those sandwiches are definitely making you hungry.Even if we don't know what a wedge buster is yet.
It was a shutout decision for the Birds, who dropped their second straight game, 24-15, to the Chicago Bears on Friday.
If you're out in the cold, or want to watch the game for some reason, here's everything you missed from the broadcast:
All of Philadelphia's mascots were featured on the prime-time video site Prime.
The fanatics also entertained local Eagles fans with a push-up challenge against former NFL tight end Tony Gonzalez, who came down to try some of his own.
Even Jason Kelce was on a new high, making a brief appearance on television explaining why he believes Eagles fans are "the best in the world."More about Monday's survey.
Eagles Hall of Fame inductees Malcolm Jenkins, Chase Utley and Kyle Lowry shared their messages Friday
To explain the decline in the Eagles' offense, Prime Video took a trip to newly minted Michelin Bib Gourmand cheesesteak establishment Angelo's to look at the stats.
"With or without a consistent offense, they're still 8-3," reporter Kaylee Hartung said.
Someone gave them the right information about where to goShout out to the Philadelphians on Prime Video, though it's cruel to use such a big cheesystick to describe the Eagles' struggles.
»Read more: How fair have Michelin's top Philadelphia reviews been in the past?
Ben Johnson's opinion
Ben Johnson celebrates after a high school game.It was Billy Williams' "good, better, best" Hall of Fame speech that he performed in his first appearance as head coach in Chicago.
Johnson played high school football at A.C. Reynolds in Asheville, NC, graduating in 2004.Prime Video re-showed a clip from Johnson's high school days.
» READ MORE: Nick Siriani, coaches fight again as Eagles lose second straight |Marcus Hayes
X'inhu wedge breaker?
What exactly is a slime buster sandwich?I have a lot of questions, and to be honest, I still don't know what prening can eat in prening.
Maybe go for a middle child next time?
The Kevin Plus
Offensive coordinator Kevin Patullo did nothing to quell the heat surrounding the Birds' offense in the first half, allowing just three points, 83 yards of rushing and two first downs.
There wasn't much else to say about the Eagles' condition in the alkles half.
"Kevin Patullo doesn't have any answers," former All-Pro cornerback Richard Sherman said.
Sherman waved Harry Potter's wand to make his point, but this isn't the first time he's criticized Potter.
The radio has had many opportunities without the pleasure of Eagles fans in Ling, including my best friend, Santa sports, and Grinch Santa.
The boos were loud after most of the offensive plays in the broadcast.
The Bears want to build around that, coming into Friday's play at 0.
"If their offense goes three times early in the game, they're going to start booing them," Bears and Philly native Kevin Byard said."This is one of those environments that's going to be very hostile. So hopefully we can get off to a quick start and turn the crowd against their own team."
Prime Video even made a clip of Eagles fans — and even Santa — heading for the exits after the Bears took a 2-point lead in the fourth period.
NEW SHOWER?
Al Michaels finally asks a "push" question we've never heard before: Who on the team is best at pushing star quarterback Jalen Hurts?
You need time to get into the story because after starting, impress the ball and then cut the broadcast to a commercial, leaving the audience captive.
"You know what, I've been doing a good job of not pushing with quarterback skirts," Hurts told Michaels. "I don't need to push."
"You know who can vote against Tush Push? It hurts!"Michaels said.
"Maybe he'll be the first!"joked color analyst Kirk Herbstreit.
Herbstreit and Michaels were surprised to see Nick Sirianni and the Birds down two to nine points in the quarter with just over three minutes left.
If the Birds had kicked the extra point, they could have made it a one-score game, although they would have had to make it two had they scored another touchdown.
"To me, it meant nothing," Herbstreit said.“We were down by eight points, had three timeouts and a two-minute warning, and A.J. Brown and that offense shut them down for three runs.”
Instead, the birds held nine points, which made a comeback unlikely.This says that the eagles have to do two things at once, if they tie.By being first, you have all the information you need for the rest of the game instead of the clock closing to Zero and failing in two tries.
